“My name is Jjonak Zenyatta, you killed my D.Va, prepare to die!”

Be warned all ye who enter here, there is smut and stupidity ahead!
why does literally every strawman comic about “centrists” look exactly like this
I highkey wanna smack everyone who legitimately thinks that centrism = complete apathy/no moral code.
if peach and daisy are so straight then explain this official nintendo image of their wedding
